PREPARE TO ENTER THE DREAM WORLD: LIVE WITH US
Well, hello,
We are Ashley and Sarah. We need a roommate. Like, STAT. For Oct. 1st, 15th, or Nov. 1st. ORRR NOWWWWWW…
The room:
$650 + $10-15 for the world wide web at your fingie tips, and a $324 damage deposit
Large-ish bedroom in a three-bedroom suite on the main floor of a character house at 1st and Victoria.
House features two tiny baby kitty creatures, 2 decks, in-suite coin laundry, original hardwood floors and (non-working) beautiful stone fireplace in living room, large bright kitchen. One block from Commercial drive.
The Environment:
2 homotime gaylord type, creative, magic-liking, HILARIOUS PEOPLE into creating a nurturing, warm, fun and calm home space. You will literally never find anything better than this for the rest of your life.
The house is up ten steps at the front and back of the suite.

If this appeals to you or someone you know and trust please contact Ashley or Sarah as soon as possible. Like, YESTERDAY. Please and Thank you. Much Obliged. Please come live with us. Please.
K Love you Bye.
K no you hang up.